Summary: My name is Corban and I seem like your typical average guy, but I got a secret, a big secret. You my dear reader are going to be a the first person to ever find of about this. So, join me on this enjoyable journey of this not so normal life.
I wake up to the feeling of my cat walking over me successfully waking me up from my slumber. I stretched my arms high above my head, sat up from my sleeping position, cracked my neck and stood up from my bed and shooed my cat, Nila away so I fix the blankets so it will neat and orderly before I went to the bathroom and relieved myself from the fluids that have gather in my bladder over the night.
After I thoroughly washed my hands I made my way to the laundry room where the litter box is so I can change it, so I can disinfect myself with hand washing, hand sanitizer, a nice hot shower and more sanitizer. I know what you're thinking isn't that a little too much couldn't you just